Grant me the serenity to accept things I cannot change,
The courage to change things I cannot accept,
Ant the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
To kill today because they pissed me off.

And also help me to be careful of those toes I step on today,
As they may be connected to the arse I have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me always give 100% during the week
12% Monday
235 Tuesday
40% Wednesday
20% Thursday
5% Friday

And help me to remember . . .
When I am having a really bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
That it takes 40 muscles to frown and
Only 4 to extend my middle finger and say bite me !